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Gid mine ord dog var

Gid mine ord dog var skrevet ned. Gid de var nedfældet på skrift, for evigt indridset i[…]

I sammenligning med

I sammenligning med natklubber er kirker forholdsvise muntre. Aldous Huxley

Brændt barn skyr ild

Brændt barn skyr ilden indtil næste dag. Mark Twain

Be like a postage st

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. Josh Billings

Kæresteparret er hje

Kæresteparret er hjemme hos hende, der endnu bor hjemme hos sine forældre. Fyren siger på et tidspunkt:[…]

Absolut frihed er de

Absolut frihed er det samme som absolut meningsløshed, for mennesket er kun menneske i kraft af talrige[…]

h, Robert! stønnede

h, Robert! stønnede en kvinde i fuld narkose. Da hun forlader hospitalet siger lægen: – Hils Robert![…]

Det eneste, man komm

Det eneste, man kommer sovende til, er drømme. Tupac Amaru Shakur

Har vi ikke alle lan

Har vi ikke alle landsbytosserne på vores side? Og er de ikke i flertal i en hvilken[…]

Sandt venskab findes

Sandt venskab findes, hvor tavshed mellem to mennesker er behagelig. Ukendt

Cudgel thy brains no

Cudgel thy brains no more about it. William Shakespeare – Hamlet

Jeg kan ikke sove om

Jeg kan ikke sove om natten. – Du skal prøve at se om ikke du kan lade[…]

Doktor, doktor, jeg

Doktor, doktor, jeg har mistet hukommelsen. – Hvornår begyndte det? – Hvornår begyndte hvad? Vittigheder

A mans dreams are an

A mans dreams are an index to his greatness. Zadok Rabinwitz

Historie er den løgn

Historie er den løgn, man er blevet enige om. Napoleon Bonaparte

Uffe Ellemann, Poul

Uffe Ellemann, Poul Nyrup og Mogens Lykketoft er omkommet ved et flystyrt. De vågner noget fortumlede og[…]

HOS LÆGEN – Doktor,

HOS LÆGEN – Doktor, hvor mange gange har du obduceret døde mennesker? – Forhåbentligt alle de gange,[…]

Konen til manden..

Konen til manden.. – Du praler altid så det er til at brække sig over. Har du[…]

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