Posts from 8. januar 2017

Ideologier er bevæbn

Ideologier er bevæbnede ideer. Ukendt

At sige, hvad man tæ

At sige, hvad man tænker, er en dyr fornøjelse. Anatole France

Kærlighed er ikke fu

Kærlighed er ikke fuldt ud en delirium, men den har meget til fælles med en sådan. Thomas

Hej, skat, det er mi

Hej, skat, det er mig. Bremserne på bilen svigtede. – Hvor er du? – Jeg står i[…]

Den der har evnen, h

Den der har evnen, har også forpligtelsen. A. P. Møller

The superior man is

The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions. Confucius (551 BC –[…]

Alle de vitaminer vi

Alle de vitaminer vi behøver, synes at findes i plebejiske retter. William Feather

De virkelige og vari

De virkelige og varige sejre er fredens sejre og ikke krigens. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hvis man tager et sk

Hvis man tager et skarpt højresving med 70 km/t og speeder op, når man er halvvejs igennem,hvilket[…]

Når mennesket ved fo

Når mennesket ved for meget, bliver det livsfarligt. Det har atomfysikerne ikke erkendt først, det vidste allerede[…]

Hvorfor har flodhest

Hvorfor har flodheste altid sex i vandet? Hvordan vil du ellers holde 15 kg skamlæbe våd! Vittigheder

En patient på sindss

En patient på sindssyge hospitalet sagde til den nye læge: Jeg kan meget bedre lide dig end[…]

Tro mig, min kære Bl

Tro mig, min kære Blikkenslagermester, vi kan godt være enige om, at der siges en Masse Sludder[…]

Hvis du mærker noget

Hvis du mærker noget hårdt mod munden, og bliver våd mellem benene… Så holder du nok din[…]

Menneskeheden må gør

Menneskeheden må gøre en ende på krigen, ellers vil krigen gøre en ende på menneskeheden. John F.

Dont be too timid an

Dont be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments[…]

Der var ingen, der a

Der var ingen, der anede, at Ralph var alkoholiker, før den dag han mødte ædru op på[…]

Hvorfor bærer bruden

Hvorfor bærer bruden for det meste hvidt? Hun skulle jo gerne matche alt det andet køkken inventar.

Hvordan kan vi egent

Hvordan kan vi egentlig vide, om Jorden ikke er en anden planets helvede? Aldous Huxley

Har De fulgt min rec

Har De fulgt min recept? – Nej, så havde jeg været død. – Hvorfor tror De det?[…]

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