Posts from 2. januar 2017

Tvivlen er vishedens

Tvivlen er vishedens begyndelse. Aristoteles

Den ene mand til den

Den ene mand til den anden.. – Jeg skal være far snart! – Du virker lidt tvær,[…]

You cannot create ex

You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. Albert Camus

Den, som vil foregøg

Den, som vil foregøgle ungdommen, at der er nogen anden vej til rigdom end slid og sparsommelighed,[…]

Morgenstund har dårl

Morgenstund har dårlig ånde. Gisela Widmer

Nielsen: Min kone er

Nielsen: Min kone er tvilling. Sørensen: Kommer du aldrig til at kysse den forkerte? Nielsen: Nej, hendes[…]

I fire femtedele af

I fire femtedele af historien har vores planet været befolket af algegrød. J.W. Schopf

Jeg elsker mænd. Jeg

Jeg elsker mænd. Jeg blev engang spurgt, hvilke ti mænd jeg helst ville have på besøg. Hvorfor[…]

Brass bands kan være

Brass bands kan være på deres plads – udendørs og mange kilometer væk. Sir Thomas Beecham

People who say youre

People who say youre just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately. Russell Baker (1925[…]

Life consists not in

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. Josh Billings

Det var en blondine

Det var en blondine der hele tiden gik ud til sin postkasse. Så en dag kom naboen[…]

Being on the tightro

Being on the tightrope is living, everything else is waiting. Karl Wallenda

En barnlig mand er i

En barnlig mand er ikke en mand, hvis udvikling er gået i stå, tværtimod er han en[…]

Alle bilister er løg

Alle bilister er løgnere. De overdriver altid deres bils hastighed og det antal kilometer, den kan køre[…]

Hvordan kan man se,

Hvordan kan man se, at en advokat lyver? – Hans læber bevæger sig Vittigheder

Nogle mennesker mærk

Nogle mennesker mærker regnen, andre bliver kun våde. Roger Miller

I RETTEN – De er fr

I RETTEN – De er frifundet, hr. Barnewitz. – Hvad mener De? Nu har jeg lige fremlejet[…]

Journalister påberåb

Journalister påberåber sig moralsk ret til at afsløre andre mennesker, hvis moralske ret de betvivler. Arnold Wesker


OLIESHEIK PÅ AUKTION En oliesheik køber samtlige malerier på en stor kunstauktion: – Det bliver sandelig nogle[…]

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